WOW DONT YOU JUST LOVE IT WHEN YOURE IN THE STORE AND THE VEGETABLE SECTION GETS MINI RAIN AND ITS JUST SO ADORABLE WOW I FUCKING LOVE THAT
AT THE GROCERY STORE WHERE I USED TO LIVE THEY WOULD PLAY THUNDERSTORM NOISES WHEN IT DID THAT
WHY DID YOU LIVE IN A GROCERY STORE
If someone were to bake 100 cookies, and poison only a single one, would you eat one? “But they’re not all going to kill you!” Chances are, you are still not gonna eat a cookie.
Don’t eat a cookie: HOW DARE YOU! NOT ALL COOKIES ARE POISONED!
Eat a cookie: WELL IT’S YOUR OWN FAULT! YOU CHOSE TO BE STUPID ENOUGH TO EAT A COOKIE KNOWING THAT SOME OF THEM WERE POISONED!
There is a metaphor in this somewhere I just can’t see it
yes hello this is your pilot speaking and by pilot i mean i read a wikihow on flying a plane once so i guess ill just have to WING it haha just a little pilot humor okie dokie nothing to worry about folks im sure i can figure this out
"don’t fight hate with hate"
except your hate is backed up by institutionalized oppression and my hate is trying to undo that
"you’d look so much prettier if you wore less makeup"
but nah its mental illness right?
But rape culture isn’t real right? Rape jokes are just fun, they don’t hurt anyone. No one has ever gone on a killing spree because he felt entitled to women’s bodies right? It hasn’t only been a month since the last teenager murdered a woman for turning him down right? STOP IMAGINING THINGS