jennstarkid:

johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel:

whoisthatstud:

WOW DONT YOU JUST LOVE IT WHEN YOURE IN THE STORE AND THE VEGETABLE SECTION GETS MINI RAIN AND ITS JUST SO ADORABLE WOW I FUCKING LOVE THAT

AT THE GROCERY STORE WHERE I USED TO LIVE THEY WOULD PLAY THUNDERSTORM NOISES WHEN IT DID THAT

WHY DID YOU LIVE IN A GROCERY STORE

blackbird-and-the-harlot:

theconcealedweapon:

crazyykenziee:

If someone were to bake 100 cookies, and poison only a single one, would you eat one? “But they’re not all going to kill you!” Chances are, you are still not gonna eat a cookie.

Don’t eat a cookie: HOW DARE YOU! NOT ALL COOKIES ARE POISONED!

Eat a cookie: WELL IT’S YOUR OWN FAULT! YOU CHOSE TO BE STUPID ENOUGH TO EAT A COOKIE KNOWING THAT SOME OF THEM WERE POISONED!

There is a metaphor in this somewhere I just can’t see it

breakingbag:

yes hello this is your pilot speaking and by pilot i mean i read a wikihow on flying a plane once so i guess ill just have to WING it haha just a little pilot humor okie dokie nothing to worry about folks im sure i can figure this out

slayerdeans:

YOU ARE THE DORKIEST DAD ON THE PLANET ILU SO MUCH

jamehcook:

grapes with seeds can go to hell

nortonism:

“don’t fight hate with hate”

except your hate is backed up by institutionalized oppression and my hate is trying to undo that

blackmagicalgirlmisandry:

“you’d look so much prettier if you wore less makeup”

gufiaoo:

Taking a picture with Avril Lavigne like

kidplant:

“nOT ALL MEN-”

deandcas:

“ultimately it was all about saving one human right?”